“Oh my God, your husband is here to watch ‘Shadi key side effects’, poor thing!” Exclaimed a wide-eyed friend when she saw Mr. A casually buying himself coffee and a large packet of spicy Lays outside the cinema. The cinema hall itself was barely specked with the male species and outrageously packed with caramel-popcorn- munching females. Clearly the movie was going to be fun.
“Hmmm now he will know the true side effects, flashed before him, that us women have to go through after marriage” I cloyingly thought to myself as we comfortably settled down in the red wide seats.
All through the movie Mr. A was laughing hysterically while I squirmed in my seat, waiting for those real side effects that I had imagined the movie would be showing. Two hours later he walked out beaming while I scuffled behind him like a defeated horse (or cow).
It was all about how a man has to endure sleepless nights, baby poo and a wife who took nine months to turn into a cow. About how he is starved for peaceful blips and entertaining moments and how eventually he is forced to take measures that make up for these bachelor type lost opportunities and shake up marriage trust.
At the expense of starting a women’s lib movement I will contain myself and not elaborate on the innumerable changes that a cow errr… a woman has to go through after marriage. However what I will say is that Vidya Balan (despite her usual drab dress sense) always rocks. A beautiful face, lovely smile with a twinkle in the eye, she has proved once again that you don’t need a Size 0 to star in movies, engage the audience, drool the men and make other women jealous.
Since we are talking about breaking the Size 0 mold here is something that might help you indulge in some Nutella comfort and minimize those awful side effects. One word to describe this little moon shaped heaven is – Deliciousness Maximus (oops that’s two words)
A No Bake Nutella Cheesecake comes with a crunchy Oreo base housing the creamiest marriage between Nutella and cream cheese. And the final oomph is the engagement between Nutella spread on top, and a nutty scatter of chopped hazelnuts. This also brings me to the last Episode of Nutella Series.
And for those who are fitting (or aiming to) into size 0, go ahead, taste it – side effects don’t know but first effects are blissful. And while we are at it, looking at Farhan Akhtar has its own effects :)